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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:18 am | |
| Deschise frigiderul si isi lua o cola. -Vrei?o intreba el pe fata. | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:19 am | |
| -Aham, zise ridicandu'se in fund pe masa | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:25 am | |
| Ii arunca o sticla si lua si el una. | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:28 am | |
| O prinse, desfacandu'i dopul | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:34 am | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:35 am | |
| -mda, thanks, ma pricep la de'stea =)) | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:40 am | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:53 am | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:44 pm | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:17 pm | |
| -n'am nici macar o idee, zise aceasta trantindu'se din nou pe spate pe masa, oftand scurt | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:28 pm | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:29 pm | |
| -daca vrei..eu nu prea stiu | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:43 pm | |
| -hai ca zic eo! 7. Se plimbă doi gîndaci. Unul se mişcă tremurător. Celălalt spune: - Asta ce e? Breakdance? - Nu, diclofos. | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:44 pm | |
| Incepu sa rada, ridicandu'se in fund | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:37 pm | |
| Perle ale elevilor: Mihai Viteazul folosea ca arma pe "Horea,Closca si Crisan" Un mare reformator atenian al sec 5 a fost "Patrocle" Uite-te in "stanga din partea cealalta"! Vlad s-a urcat cu picioarele pe "catedrala" si a rupt-o. Everestul se mai numeste si"Ciomu-lungu" | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:12 pm | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:16 pm | |
| Tiganul si tiganca. Tiganca zice: - Ba tigane, in seara asta mergem si noi la restaurant, da� sa nu te apuci sa injuri p-acolo, cum faci tu de obicei�ca ne facem dracu de ras�. - Bine, fah� Ajung ei la restaurant, se aseaza la masa, si cand sa comande, tiganul il aude pe unu la o masa alaturata cum striga 'Chelner, adu-mi si mie o friptura in sange!'�Tiganul, ce se gandeste 'Adica cum ba�asta injura si eu sa nu injur?!!!?? Si zice si el: - Chelner! Adu ma si mie niste oua-n sloboz! | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:26 pm | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:48 pm | |
| - De ce a murit cartea de matematica ? - Pentru ca are prea multe probleme! | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:33 pm | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:44 pm | |
| Trei betivi stateau de vorba la o masa: -Cand ma duc acasa imi bat nevasta si copiii! Al doilea betiv: -Eu cand ma duc acasa imi bat tot cartierul! Al treilea zice: Eu cand ma duc acasa bat pe la toate usile!! | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:44 pm | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:59 pm | |
| 2 Blonde intr-un lift la care una dintre ele spune: -Vai draga, ce nesimtiti sunt unii, fac dragoste in lift si miroase a sperma. La care cealalta: -Ce draga, nu am voie sa ragai?! | |
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Yume Admin
Posts : 1027 Join date : 2009-06-09 Location : in my bloody world
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:29 pm | |
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Edward
Posts : 710 Join date : 2009-06-26 Age : 27 Location : In stafundurile iadului
| Subject: Re: Desertul... Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:30 pm | |
| -Yume lento, ti debole!zise el razand. | |
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