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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:18 am

Deschise frigiderul si isi lua o cola.
-Vrei?o intreba el pe fata.
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:19 am

-Aham, zise ridicandu'se in fund pe masa
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:25 am

Ii arunca o sticla si lua si el una.
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:28 am

O prinse, desfacandu'i dopul
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:34 am

-frumoasa prindere!
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:35 am

-mda, thanks, ma pricep la de'stea =))
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:40 am

-e bine!
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:53 am

-mda, poti sa stii
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:44 pm

-deci,ce facem acum?
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:17 pm

-n'am nici macar o idee, zise aceasta trantindu'se din nou pe spate pe masa, oftand scurt
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:28 pm

-bancuri?spunem?
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:29 pm

-daca vrei..eu nu prea stiu
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:43 pm

-hai ca zic eo!
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Se plimbă doi gîndaci. Unul se mişcă tremurător. Celălalt spune:
- Asta ce e? Breakdance?
- Nu, diclofos.
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:44 pm

Incepu sa rada, ridicandu'se in fund
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:37 pm

Perle ale elevilor:
Mihai Viteazul folosea ca arma pe "Horea,Closca si Crisan"
Un mare reformator atenian al sec 5 a fost "Patrocle"
Uite-te in "stanga din partea cealalta"!
Vlad s-a urcat cu picioarele pe "catedrala" si a rupt-o.
Everestul se mai numeste si"Ciomu-lungu"
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:12 pm

incepu sa rada
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:16 pm

Tiganul si tiganca. Tiganca zice:
- Ba tigane, in seara asta mergem si noi la restaurant, da� sa nu te
apuci sa injuri p-acolo, cum faci tu de obicei�ca ne facem dracu de
ras�.
- Bine, fah�
Ajung ei la restaurant, se aseaza la masa, si cand sa comande, tiganul
il aude pe unu la o masa alaturata cum striga 'Chelner, adu-mi si mie o
friptura in sange!'�Tiganul, ce se gandeste 'Adica cum ba�asta
injura si eu sa nu injur?!!!??
Si zice si el:
- Chelner! Adu ma si mie niste oua-n sloboz!
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:26 pm

continua sa rada
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:48 pm

- De ce a murit cartea de matematica ?
- Pentru ca are prea multe probleme!
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:33 pm

continua sa rada
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:44 pm

Trei betivi stateau de vorba la o masa:
-Cand ma duc acasa imi bat nevasta si copiii!
Al doilea betiv:
-Eu cand ma duc acasa imi bat tot cartierul!
Al treilea zice:
Eu cand ma duc acasa bat pe la toate usile!!
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:44 pm

continua sa rada
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:59 pm

2 Blonde intr-un lift la care una dintre ele spune:
-Vai draga, ce nesimtiti sunt unii, fac dragoste in lift si miroase a sperma. La care cealalta:
-Ce draga, nu am voie sa ragai?!
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:29 pm

=)) continua sa rada
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PostSubject: Re: Desertul...   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:30 pm

-Yume lento, ti debole!zise el razand.
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